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Permalink 2009-08-22 @ 18:25
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Permalink 2009-08-25 @ 02:16
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Permalink 2009-08-25 @ 05:46
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Permalink 2009-08-25 @ 05:46
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
Permalink 2009-08-25 @ 09:35
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Permalink 2009-08-25 @ 16:42
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Permalink 2009-08-25 @ 20:50
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 00:58
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 15:15
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 15:15
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 18:48
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 18:48
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 19:46
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 19:46
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 20:44
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 20:44
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 20:45
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 21:43
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 22:07
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 22:07
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Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 23:36
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Permalink 2009-08-26 @ 23:36
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Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 00:00
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 00:00
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 02:53
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 02:53
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Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 03:32
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 04:59
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 04:59
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 05:59
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 07:41
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Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 09:07
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 09:07
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 11:15
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 11:16
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 14:26
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
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To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 14:57
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
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Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 15:29
I am not young enough to know everything.
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 16:35
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 19:19
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 19:19
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Permalink 2009-08-27 @ 21:29
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
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In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
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In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
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When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
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I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
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I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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Permalink 2009-08-28 @ 10:30
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Permalink 2009-08-28 @ 10:30
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Permalink 2009-08-28 @ 11:37
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Permalink 2009-08-28 @ 14:23
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Permalink 2009-08-28 @ 14:23
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Permalink 2009-08-28 @ 14:50
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Permalink 2009-08-28 @ 17:03
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Permalink 2009-08-28 @ 21:30
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Permalink 2009-08-29 @ 11:57
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Permalink 2009-08-29 @ 12:15
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Permalink 2009-08-29 @ 12:15
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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
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Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
Permalink 2009-08-29 @ 21:04
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
Permalink 2009-08-29 @ 22:47
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
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About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 01:30
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 02:41
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 02:41
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Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 03:26
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Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
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Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
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Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 06:42
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Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 08:39
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Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 10:01
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 13:31
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Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 14:31
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 16:32
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 18:47
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 18:47
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 19:10
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 20:40
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
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A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 20:40
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Permalink 2009-08-30 @ 21:45
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Permalink 2009-08-31 @ 02:32
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Permalink 2009-08-31 @ 04:55
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Permalink 2009-08-31 @ 04:55
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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Permalink 2009-08-31 @ 06:31
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
Permalink 2009-08-31 @ 06:32
Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
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Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
Permalink 2009-08-31 @ 11:49
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
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I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
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When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
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When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
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There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
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There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
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It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
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The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
Permalink 2009-08-31 @ 23:39
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
Permalink 2009-08-31 @ 23:39
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
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When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 02:52
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 02:56
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 02:56
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 05:06
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 05:06
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 05:17
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 07:22
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 08:47
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 08:48
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 09:30
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 09:30
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 09:30
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 09:43
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 09:43
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 10:37
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I am not young enough to know everything.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 12:19
I am not young enough to know everything.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 12:19
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 13:44
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 15:45
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 15:45
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 15:54
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 15:54
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 18:11
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 18:12
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 21:54
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 23:05
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Permalink 2009-09-01 @ 23:05
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 01:28
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 01:29
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 01:30
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 02:11
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 02:11
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 03:46
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 03:46
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 04:59
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 05:00
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 05:40
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 05:41
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 07:32
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 09:56
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 09:56
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 11:08
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 12:21
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 12:47
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 12:47
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 15:05
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 16:00
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 16:01
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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 17:21
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 17:37
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 18:39
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 18:39
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 18:44
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Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 23:46
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 23:47
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Permalink 2009-09-02 @ 23:48
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 02:03
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 02:17
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 03:48
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 03:48
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 05:35
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 05:36
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 07:12
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 10:20
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 10:20
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 13:39
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 13:39
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 18:31
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
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Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Permalink 2009-09-03 @ 23:07
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Permalink 2009-09-04 @ 06:02
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
Permalink 2009-09-04 @ 06:03
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Permalink 2009-09-04 @ 07:08
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Permalink 2009-09-04 @ 07:09
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Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
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Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
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Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
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Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Men have become the tools of their tools.
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